Apparently, there is no crime...period

Little girl brings steak knife to school so she can eat her leftover steak for lunch.

And then, of course, THE WORLD ENDEDED!!11!11  Assessments were needed so the little girl was escorted to the "assessment center" (yes, that's a direct quote - say it again, "assessment center").

Marion County School Spokesman Kevin Christian:  "Anytime there's a weapon on campus, yes, we have to report it..." because little girls eating steak are wicked threatening.  Also, our programming doesn't allow for deviations. 

IF sharp THEN freak out ELSE freak out.

Oh, right.  The story - linked at Drudge.

Posted by: Jason at 10:19 PM in Misc | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 101 words, total size 1 kb.

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
10kb generated in CPU 0.01, elapsed 0.0348 seconds.
25 queries taking 0.0251 seconds, 41 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.